Only a spoon in the sense that a cathedral is only a building. Forged as a joke; kept for the damage.
| Ores (N) | P(Comically Large Spoon) no lock | Expected forges | With RNG lock |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | 6.8% | ~1 in 15 | needs 18 ores |
| 18 | 6.2% | ~1 in 17 | ~1 in 4 locked |
| 23 | 3.5% | ~1 in 29 | ~1 in 4 locked |
| 55 | 0.0% | ~1 in 804,382,442 | ~1 in 4 locked |
"Expected forges" = 1 ÷ combined probability of rolling the class and this variant. RNG lock removes the class roll once N ≥ 18, leaving only the 27.8% variant roll.
Solved at the Stonewake's Cross anvil with RNG lock targeting the Mace class — BiS god-roll, clean zero-waste split, and a no-raid farmable fallback.
Trait coverage: Poopite 30% OPTIMAL
Highest score: 20.6 DPS on Comically Large Spoon at 27.8% per forge — the no-compromise endgame recipe.
⚡ Load in CalculatorTrait coverage: Bananite 30% OPTIMAL
20 ores divides cleanly by 30% — every trait ore sits at exactly the sweet spot with zero rounding waste.
⚡ Load in CalculatorTrait coverage: Poopite 30% OPTIMAL
Built entirely from mined and crafted ores — no Tower of Hell drops or event items required.
⚡ Load in CalculatorEach recipe loads straight into the crucible with ores, RNG lock and target pre-set. Odds are per forge at the recipe's anvil world.
| Rune | Effect | Why it fits |
|---|---|---|
| Blast Chip | 20–40% Explosion | still the best expected-value proc at mid speeds — at 1.165s true speed. |
| Rage Mark | 8–15% Rage | flat bonus damage on already-meaty hits — at 1.165s true speed. |
| Weapon | Base dmg | True speed | Damage | True DPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thunderhead Mace | 25 | 1.255s | 51 | 41 |
| Sakura Warclub | 21 | 1.24s | 43 | 35 |
| Ogre's Teapot | 19 | 1.225s | 39 | 32 |
| Icebreaker Maul | 17 | 1.21s | 35 | 29 |
| Gravemaul | 15 | 1.195s | 31 | 26 |
| Morningstar | 13 | 1.18s | 27 | 22 |
| Comically Large Spoon ← | 11 | 1.165s | 22 | 19 |
| Cudgel | 9 | 1.15s | 18 | 16 |
Same-class alternatives at an identical 2.04x multiplier, quality 100, no traits or runes — pure damage ÷ true swing speed.
Comically Large Spoon is a Mace: its class roll RNG-locks at 18 ores, its recommended crucible is 12 and its absolute minimum is 5. At 18+ ores only the variant roll remains — about ~1 in 4.
The solver's BiS recipe is 6× Poopite + 14× Gearsteel — 2.04x multiplier, 27.8% per forge at Stonewake's Cross. See the recipe cards above to load it directly.
The tooltip lists 0.91s but the real swing is 1.165s — listed speeds under-report. True DPS on this page is computed against the 1.165s figure, the same one the game engine uses.
Comically Large Spoon is a B-tier Mace with 11 base damage and 2 rune slots. With RNG lock it lands in ~4 forges on average — check the comparison table for where it sits inside Mace.